Saturday, April 21, 2007

always two ways

There Are Two Ways..........

There are always two ways to look at everything, I guess.
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?""Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

6 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

ouch..........

Morgen said...

Bwaaahaaaahaaaaha-ha!

Michele said...

hehe... that's funny.

Linda said...

Oh snap!

Skittles said...

Hahaa.. you got me on the one!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Heh...that's a good one!