Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Retired People

My Dad sent me this in an email. I just had to share.

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Taunton and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a PCSO writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So my wife called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care.

We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

I thought this was pretty darn funny. Ha ha ha

7 comments:

Sarge Charlie said...

yep, they know how to have fun and fill up boring days

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

hey girl! don't give away all of mine and sarge's secrets! ha ha ha

smiles, bee
xoxoxoxooxoxox

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahaha, good one CallieAnnBratGirlfriend. I'm going to try that. Have a great day. Big hug. :)

Mo said...

That is freakin' hilarious!
Thanks for having my Entrecard featured in your sidebar today!

mo

Sarge Charlie said...

Happy valentine's day Callie

Anonymous said...

Couldn't help myself. I also took the pic Jessie. Gramdma's rights rule sometimes. LOL
Grandma Marsha

HotMama Mathe said...

I just came straight from a blog that made me cry and then this one! I could not make up my mind whether to continue crying or to laugh out loud - ha ha ha!

Funny! Thanks for sharing it.