Yep, the most anticpated day next to Christmas. Everyone gathers round the Boob tube. The Bigger the Boob Tube the way better time your gonna have. NO, I am not talking Breast's, get your mind out those things!
All attending eat themselves to death with Nacho's, Hot Wings, Meatballs, Hot Dogs, Chips, Beer, Beer, Soda, Beer... @ many other foods. The Rolaid Factory has run at Maximum Capacity for the last two months in order to keep the store's stocked. Because BABY after all those Chilli Dogs your gonna need it! So all these people gather in a room to watch the much anticipated slaughter of another team. Whoever they decide to root for doesn't really matter, cause they are going to talk bull to each other anyway. There always seems to be a pig skin in the room for some poor soul dressed up like an idiot, to hang on to, representing his team. "YO-YO-YO dude give me some SKIN". As they high five each other to death.... INSANE
At our house, nobody watches football all season, but dang you better watch the Super Bowl because what if someone asks you a question about it. Ya, better be able to answer. The number one BIGGEST thing you better know about is the Commericals, and the Halftime show. Never know when a Breast Might fly out at ya, wouldn't want to be the only guy at work that didn't see it. Okay, I will give you that boob reference, with old Janet Jackson giving all the fans a peep show. What a year that was.... I really don't recall to much talk about the game the next day that year, seems it was pre-empted by the wardrobe malfunction. Hmmm interesting.
So what's gonna happen this year? Will the game even be a good one? Sometimes the game is so bad that a Game of Snoopy, Charlie Brown, Linus and Lucy can be more interesting. Espically if your throw Peppermint Patty in the mix. She loves her some of that Charlie Brown. But, I disgress...
So what will be the Big Commercials this year? The Frogs have been long gone? Will the Clydesdales appear again, to bring all that beer to town thru the frozen tundra? Just how stupid will some of them be? Will they be cancelled or wordless because of the writers strike?
Well, guess we will find out soon enough. At least I know Putter will have a good nap today, because that's usually what happens after a few minutes of watching... Sleep well my dear.
Ya'll have a good day now, ya hear.