There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was BlueBird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but YellowBird wouldn't die!
Why ???
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
Why ???
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds with OneStone!!!
Bwahahahahahahah.................
9 comments:
Hey Peeps,
That cracked me up.
Thanks!
Hey Callie ... tilt your head to the East a little bit ... hear that sound? That's me groaning while I'm trying not to laugh!!
You heap funny girl!
And that's what sleep deprevatation does to ya!!!!! LoL!
OMG. And to think, ya had me all the way to the finish line.
Ok..it is 2:58 in the morning. I needed a good laugh. I can't sleep either.
I'm a dope, I totally couldn't guess it.
Oh my Godness, this story really cracks me up, I can't stop laughing ROFL
Thanks, nice story ^^
My husband called today while I was surfing so I read him this joke. He cracked up & said, "where did you hear that?"
(the tone in his voice translated loosely as: "MY WIFE knows a funny joke? Has the earth started spinning the other direction?")
So then I read him your Democrat button and he cracked up again.
Im not in denial, actually it is dong better at this point believe it or not... I am eating right, though I am back to not getting a whole lot of exercise because of work...
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