Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Just Saying

Quote for the day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."
So - if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.

9 comments:

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Preach it sister. Bwahahahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day. Big hug. :)

Sarge Charlie said...

I just stopped by to smile, no crap here

Linda said...

Ut-oh, who are you dumping a bucketload of shit on today?!?

Mo said...

You go, girl!

Jamie said...

That should be the instructuion booklet women come with. ;-)

crazy working mom said...

Heh heh heh...you got it, girlfriend!

JO said...

this is a good one! should let all men read it!

Liz said...

Great choice of saying. Interesting blog. Best Wishes

crazy working mom said...

Nice!