Friday, October 10, 2008
Good Grief Dark Mornings Scare Me.
It's very scary to me in the mornings when the skies are still dark. I always wonder what is lurking. Putter is back on days so this means we are up at 5:00 am while I get him his breakfast and make him a lunch and off to work he goes. Well, it's a scary time for me.
Once at Bad Camp..... LOL, Just kidding
Well, one morning a few years back I was doing the friendly thing and getting all Putter's things prepared for the day. I needed to go in the garage to make sure his laundry was dry. When I opened the door something rose up from across the garage. It was some skinny ass kid. I at first thought it was a racoon. See we kept the garage door open about 4 inches for Romeo the Cat to come in and out.. Well, this skinny person shimmed himself right under the door. Anyway he came trapezing across the garage trying to traverse the boxes as he was coming after me he got stuck in a box... Holy Fuck. The dude had a Knife. I slammed the door and screamed "There is a Robber in the house"!!!!!. Putter was just getting in the shower. He came flying around the corner. Naked as you please he "Screamed where is the Mother Fucker" and flew out the door beating on the garage. Well, in those few short seconds the kid had flown out under the door. Putter ran to the street looking both ways in the dark and he didn't have his glasses on. He couldn't see shit. He then realized he was naked and flew back in the house.
While this was happening. Jessica then 17 was lying in bed. When she turned over to see what was the matter. There it was, Putter's Giant Naked Ass, staring her in the face. She flipped over in bed afraid to Move... then Putter flew out the door. At this same moment Justin flew out of his room. Seeing Putter standing there Naked his door flew shut... AH Shit!!!! Well, when Putter realized he was standing in the street Naked and came back in yes he got dressed.. That was about 3 minutes of scary for everyone. Ha Ha Ha this story makes me laugh for days.
Turns out the kid was trying to steal our VCR tapes and when he got stuck in the box he dropped his knife with the 8 inch blade.. So you see mornings are scary to me. The garage door doesn't get left open anymore.
So be careful in the dark in the morning when you husbands just about to get in the shower. It will give ya a life long story that will make ya laugh for years... I am so glad nobody was driving down the street on that fine dark moment.."Naked Man alert... 6foot 4 inches wearing no clothes be on the alert" Have a great day everyone.