Friday, October 10, 2008

Good Grief Dark Mornings Scare Me.


It's very scary to me in the mornings when the skies are still dark. I always wonder what is lurking. Putter is back on days so this means we are up at 5:00 am while I get him his breakfast and make him a lunch and off to work he goes. Well, it's a scary time for me.

Once at Bad Camp..... LOL, Just kidding

Well, one morning a few years back I was doing the friendly thing and getting all Putter's things prepared for the day. I needed to go in the garage to make sure his laundry was dry. When I opened the door something rose up from across the garage. It was some skinny ass kid. I at first thought it was a racoon. See we kept the garage door open about 4 inches for Romeo the Cat to come in and out.. Well, this skinny person shimmed himself right under the door. Anyway he came trapezing across the garage trying to traverse the boxes as he was coming after me he got stuck in a box... Holy Fuck. The dude had a Knife. I slammed the door and screamed "There is a Robber in the house"!!!!!. Putter was just getting in the shower. He came flying around the corner. Naked as you please he "Screamed where is the Mother Fucker" and flew out the door beating on the garage. Well, in those few short seconds the kid had flown out under the door. Putter ran to the street looking both ways in the dark and he didn't have his glasses on. He couldn't see shit. He then realized he was naked and flew back in the house.

While this was happening. Jessica then 17 was lying in bed. When she turned over to see what was the matter. There it was, Putter's Giant Naked Ass, staring her in the face. She flipped over in bed afraid to Move... then Putter flew out the door. At this same moment Justin flew out of his room. Seeing Putter standing there Naked his door flew shut... AH Shit!!!! Well, when Putter realized he was standing in the street Naked and came back in yes he got dressed.. That was about 3 minutes of scary for everyone. Ha Ha Ha this story makes me laugh for days.

Turns out the kid was trying to steal our VCR tapes and when he got stuck in the box he dropped his knife with the 8 inch blade.. So you see mornings are scary to me. The garage door doesn't get left open anymore.

So be careful in the dark in the morning when you husbands just about to get in the shower. It will give ya a life long story that will make ya laugh for years... I am so glad nobody was driving down the street on that fine dark moment.."Naked Man alert... 6foot 4 inches wearing no clothes be on the alert" Have a great day everyone.

10 comments:

Lois Grebowski said...

That's scary and funny at the same time. Oh my, an 8" knife? really?

FRIGGA said...

Hahahahahaha! Dude that was funny. Okay, not the scary part about the skinny kid (tweaker?) with the knife. But the naked man running around. I mean, obviously he wasn't going to take the time to get dressed - but what a sight to wake up to! :-0

Jolene said...

omg, for such a bad scary experience that's one hell of a funny story! Glad the little f***er got scared away!

So I'm not the only one who gets up early and gets my hubby breakfast and lunch in the morning. People tell me I'm crazy all the time for doing it, but even though some days I wish I didn't, it's habit for me now. What a spoiled brat he is LOL.

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Yikes honey. Scary for sure. Poor Putter running down the street in his birthday suit. Bwahahahahahaha. Keep the garage door down. Big hug and lotsa lovies. :)

Marilyn said...

Oh man... I think I'll be more careful about locking things up. Not that anybody's want anything much I own, but still. Usually it's the stray cats the lady down the street feeds that scare the bejeebes out of me in the mornings.

Ivanhoe said...

Oh my, I would probably poop my pants right there in the garage. And not because of your naked hubby :o)

Anonymous said...

hay bitch did u get my happy b day message i left u on the phone. woopwoop

Amazing Gracie said...

I've got a similar story but hubman had his pants on! You're so funny!
That's a terrific story...
~~~Blessings~~~

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well that would scare the krap right outta' me!

smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

Mo said...

Holy Shit, what a story!
LOL LOL LOL