Thursday, January 01, 2009

True Story

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the longline of judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often,instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a souloff to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?" "Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Oregon's Willamette Valley, they're too wet to burn."

This was sent to me by some friends from Colorado... I thought it was hysterical since I am from the Willamette Valley.. Bwahahahahahaha


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

to wet? ha ha ha

smiles, bee

Mo said...

That's funny, Oh Damp One!

Your new template looks way cool the second day. Very YOU!
Love it.

big hugs

Lois Grebowski said...

Too funny...

Linda said...

Well then, I guess there's on advantage to being from a soggy section of the country!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I can so relate. Bwahahahahahaha. I was born and raised in Tillamook, Oregon. The average rainfall was 90+ inches per year. If it was 70 degrees in the summer you were having a heat wave. I so remember.

Have a terrific day. Big hug. :)