Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Maxine


Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, wild animals attacking humans in Florida.

Not me.
I concentrate on solutions to problems.
The result is a win-win-win situation:
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border
+ Use the dirt to raise the levies in New Orleans
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

10 comments:

britt6 said...

I think Maxine should be the first female ever to be sworn as president.

Territorial said...

Thanks for the giggle. Very good ideas BTW.

JustMeShann said...

Okay My Dear Friend, the muscle upstairs is working overtime, though I do enjoy it! Great idea, send it off to Bush and he might just do it! But ya know some dam enviro"mental"ist will come along decide there is a beetle or larva in the dirt where we should be digging the moat and it will be put on hold till we are dead and gone! But great idea!

OrangeGlow said...

World Peace?

britt6 said...

soooo true shann

Brandi said...

Amen Sister.....and maybe we could hire some illegal immigrants to do the digging might as well...then toss them back on their side before it's filled!

Thanks for the comic relief :)

Anonymous said...

I hope that picture of the day isn't Nicki's bathtub...COLD..LV

Skittles said...

LMAO!

Mags said...

Oh-I've got lots of questions for you...

Another day, another day...

SGT DUB said...

Very good, someone with solutions! I love it. Thanks