Friday, June 08, 2007

Oh yes, this is a Jim Dandy

Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says,

"Your Butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill".

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky.
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers:

"Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"


Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

you are a funny girl callieannbratgirlfriend!

smiles, bee

Squirrel said...

That was funny!

Loving Annie said...


But it makes me sad, too... Men don't realize how really hurtful thier comments can be. And then they complain about why they don't get loved like they used to. Cause and effect, guys. Be more sensitive !

Have a good weekend, Callie Ann !

Amazing Gracie said...

As much as I love my man, he does manage to say things w/o engaging his brain first! Fortunately, I've never had my butt compared to a BBQ grill...
That's a great joke!

Crazy Working Mom said...

OHMYGOODNESS! I am laughing my head off at that one!!

I'll hafta remember that one. :)

Skittles said...


Linda said...

Good for her! That's quite the comeback!

Anonymous said...

hehe - good one! :-)

MamaShalom said...

Wise woman. LOL