Thursday, June 12, 2008

Again Pink eye comment

Some people:

One of the 25 year old kids I work with says to me.

He said: "Well, which little kid farted on Jack's pillow?"

I said: "What are you talking about?"

He said: "Well, Jack has pink eye, who farted on his pillow".

I said: "What the hell?"

He said: "I thought that is how you got Pink eye?"

I said: "Where did you hear that at?"

He said: "I saw it in a movie"

I said: "Good God, man think about what your saying, First off the little kids Jack plays with all wear diapers. Try and visualize what your saying? So how in the world would the kid get bare assed to go sit on Jack's pillow? No Kris, you don't get pink eye from Farting on pillows."

He said: "oh"

So I did tell him it is contracted thru contact with the infection.

Some kids!!!!

7 comments:

Sandy B & Dick said...

Playing catch up...sorry to hear lil Jack has the pink eye. Glad it got caught in time. Farting on pillows and pink eye connection? Sheesh...what a ditz!...hugzz from Will's castle:-)

Brandi said...

Whoa that is scary, I hope that kid does not procreate anytime soon.
By the way did you have to inform him of how babies get made too?

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

I hope this kid isn't doing anything of importance where you work. What a mental giant. Yikes honey, what are you surround with? Just asking. Have a great day. Big hug. :)

Anonymous said...

Did you ask him what color the sky was on his planet? Or better yet "where is your head and can you see your brain from there?". lmao Have a great day and thanks for the laugh! Darla

Mary Miles said...

what was he watching...south park?? LOL

Mary

Asara Dragoness said...

If I hadn't just seen the movie that came from, I might be hacking on the kid too. Pinkeye isn't that common any more, at least that I know of, it's not that far-fetched that he wouldn't know how it's passed along.

The movie, btw, was Knocked Up, and it's a bunch of stoner kids living together that end up with pink eye, and they all say that it started when one person farted on someone's pillow.

Mo said...

Because if you saw it in "Knocked Up" you know it's scientifically sound.

Does your company do random drug tests???